Sorrines 5526 Report post Posted January 31, 2019 Do plného autobusu nastoupí skinhead. Sedící babka vstane a pustí ho sednout se slovy: „Pojď si sednout, chudáčku. Takový mladý, po chemoterapii a ještě i ortopedické boty musíš nosit?!“ Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Lynx_cz 1245 Report post Posted February 4, 2019 "Jaký byl tvůj poslední sex?" "Ani se neptej. Jako finále běhu na sto metrů." Chudáčku, deset vteřin a konec?" "Ne. Osm afroameričanů a pistole." 2 Miruno and Sorrines reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lynx_cz 1245 Report post Posted February 4, 2019 Trocha úsměvné historie autoreverzu u MC... Ale ta kvalitní celokovová mechanika u druhého videa....... dnes samý plast.... 1 George352 reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6213 Report post Posted February 5, 2019 Nastupujou proti sobě Franta Voháňka, 180 na 85 a Rus Saša Medveděv, 2 metry 20, 130 kilo, neporaženej šampión... Trenér si k sobě naposledy zavolá našeho borce: "Hele, Franto, proti němu stejně nemáš moc šanci, ale hlavně tě nesmí dostat do toho svýho preclíku. To je jeho speciální chvat, ze kterýho se ještě nikdy nikdo nedostal. Pamatuj si to, hlavně ne do preclíku... A drž se!" Borci naběhnou do ringu, chvíli se tak jako okopávaj, oplácávaj, tahaj za rukávy, až najednou Franta letí vzduchem, švác ho na zem a už je v preclíku. Zkroucenej, jak vánočka, chytá dech a sleduje po očku rozhodčího, kterej se chystá odpískat konec. Když tu si všimne těsně u svý hlavy trenek, kterým koukaj z nohavice koule. Tak s obrovskou námahou natáhne krk a vší silou se do nich zakousne. Ozve se hroznej řev a najednou letí vzduchem pro změnu Saša, práskne sebou na zem, na něj náš Franta, až Rusovi vyrazí dech. Za pár vteřin je po zápase a ohromenej trenér nadšeně plácá vítěznýho Frantu po zádech: "Člověče, to bylo něco naprosto fantastickýho! To ještě nikdy nikdo nedokázal! Jak se ti to, prosím tě, podařilo? Já myslel, že už je hotovo..." "To já v jednu chvíli taky", oddechuje Franta, "ale to byste, trenére, nevěřil, jakou v sobě člověk najde sílu, když si kousne do svejch vlastních koulí..." 4 LechCZ, Lynx_cz, Miruno and 1 other reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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