Gut 597 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 Něco pro pana Strakapouda :) http://45.media.tumblr.com/7c734ef289cd09e041146ac293e1bc20/tumblr_nq1zz6s6a51s02vreo1_400.gif To je drtic! Kam se hrabou moji papagajove, ti jen vsechno sezerou a prekousou. Mimochodem Strakapouda jsem nedavno videl (asi poprve) je to hezkej ptak :) Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6148 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 5 Kozlus, Zoltar, Tygrous and 2 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zvedak (9-TD2) 2709 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 Jim Kimmel, Batman vs Superman. Moc povedený: http://www.videacesky.cz/parodie-parody-youtube/batman-v-superman-v-kimmel 8 Kozlus, variola, Binford80 and 5 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strakapoud 1164 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 Jim Kimmel, Batman vs Superman. Moc povedený: http://www.videacesky.cz/parodie-parody-youtube/batman-v-superman-v-kimmel Takhle už jsem se dlouho nezasmál. Super. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thebigrolf 2688 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 6 danny1691, Doran {SV_V}, Gabinator and 3 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waisik 3311 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 4 nexro, super_jerk, Fraghunter and 1 other reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Binford80 239 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 Zvedáku luxusní. Jak přistál na Marsu a tam Mét Dééjmíí, to už jsem brečel smíchy. Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Talvi 1349 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 Tenhle Ouroboros to krapet přehnal :) Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Talvi 1349 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Uf. Edited March 5, 2016 by George352 2 George352 and danny1691 reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6148 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 8 variola, Rawac, LechCZ and 5 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Panzergranade 820 Report post Posted March 6, 2016 V dětství se člověk učí chodit a mluvit. V dospělosti je pak učen sedět a držet hubu. 3 Honza_nh, George352 and Gabinator reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oresprut 1417 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 evoluce jablickaru 3 Zvedak (9-TD2), Doran {SV_V} and Lynx_cz reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoltar 3012 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 1 sonorek AF reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorrines 5522 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 4 1 Jasson Smith, Doran {SV_V}, Kozlus and 2 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Lowi 1768 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 Bájka na dnešný deň Stavia sa kulturista s erotomanom, kto dlhšie vydrží. Kulturista bude nosiť na druhé poschodie ženské a erotoman ich bude uspokojovať.Kto vydrží dlhšie, vyhráva.Večer začne kulturista nosiť ženy a erotoman každú uspokojí.Tak to ide celú noc. Ráno kulturista odpadne so slovami :"Ja už nevládzem!"Aké ponaučenie z bájky vyplýva?Je lepšie mať styky, ako donášať!!!!! 6 Lynx_cz, Kozlus, George352 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kozlus 5702 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 Matematická úloha: Maminka je dnes o 21 let starší než její dítě. Za 6 let bude dítě 5x mladší než maminka.Otázka zní: Kde je tatínek?Úloha není tak neřešitelná, jak se zdá...Řešení: Dnešní věk dítěte = X, dnešní věk matky = Y, takže X + 21 = Y. Situace za 6 let: 5 (X + 6) = Y + 6. Řešíme jako soustavu rovnic, dosadíme za Y: 5X + 30 = X + 21 + 6. Po zkrácení dostaneme: X = - 3/4. Čili dítěti je dnes mínus třičtvrtě roku, což je devět měsíců, tudíž tatínek je právě na mamince!! 10 George352, Doran {SV_V}, Sam and 7 others reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowi 1768 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 mne toto chodilo na mail... len tam to bolo vždy aj s názornou ukážkou... :laugh: Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6148 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 4 Rawac, Sorrines, Aaron Goldstein and 1 other reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oresprut 1417 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 tak tak 1 Rawac reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6148 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 Čipernej dědula. 1 bigdragonAF reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoltar 3012 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 jak vypadají filmy bez spešl efektů http://brightside.me/article/this-is-what-movies-look-like-without-special-effects-13505/ 2 Jasson Smith and strakapoud reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoltar 3012 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 něco pro kamioňáky 4 LechCZ, Nagelko, waisik and 1 other reacted to this Quote Go to top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
