Sorrines 5527 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Věděli jste, že šnek leze třicetkrát rychleji, než se staví dálnice D3? Miruno 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thebigrolf 2688 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Na lince Moskva - Taškent ...vstoupí do pilotní kabiny chlap s pistolí, namíří na pilota a přikáže: "V Pariz!".Pilot ani nehne brvou a odpoví klidně: "Něvazmožno."Únosce se naštve a zařve: "Ja skazal my paletime v Pariz, patamu my paletime v Pariz! "Něvazmožno."Únosce už úplně nepříčetný: "Pačemu něvazmožno:"Pilot zase klidně odpoví: "Patamu, što v samoljotě babuška, u babušky bombuška, i babuška skazala v London." Sorrines and Miruno 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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George352 6465 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Řidič stopařce. "Dáte si cigaretku?" "Né, díky, já nekouřím." "A na skleničku byste se někde stavit nechtěla?" "Né, díky, já nepiju." Za chvíli holka povídá. "Jé, to je krásný palouček, zastavte tu na chvíli. " Když se vracejí k autu, povídá stopařka. "No vidíš. A jde to i bez cigaret a chlastu." LechCZ and Miruno 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
George352 6465 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Žena poslala svého manžela v den výročí koupit do obchodu hlemýždě a víno. Samozřejmě se cestou domů zastavil v hospodě, že si jako dá jedno pivko..... Najednou jsou 2:00 ráno, manžel se motá domů nalitej jak dělo a říká si: ,,Ajaja...jak tohle doma vysvětlím?'' Přede dveřmi dostane nápad, rozestaví hlemýždě za sebou v 20 cm rozestupech a zazvoní... Otevře nasraná manželka, smrt v očích a chlap se otočí na hlemýždě a povídá: ,,No pojďte vy lemry líný, ještě dva metry a jsme doma." Miruno and Jasson Smith 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waisik 3419 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 skočim si na jedno Throll 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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George352 6465 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Můj manžel je opravdový romantik, naškrabala jsem mu na kapotu hřebíkem velké srdíčko, a on se dokonce rozbrečel! Miruno and Sorrines 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sorrines 5527 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Ve zverimexu. Zákazník: „Máte tu nějaké chameleony?“ Prodavač: „To bych taky rád věděl.“ strakapoud, Miruno, Throll and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sorrines 5527 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Miruno and Aaron Goldstein 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Aaron Goldstein 4368 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 před 33 minutami, Sorrines napsal: --- To mi připomnělo: Ementál má díry... Díra je místo, kde chybí sýr... Čím více sýra, tím více děr... Čím více děr tím méně sýra... Čím více sýra, tím méně sýra... Sorrines, Miruno and sonorek AF 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danny1691 1890 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Zlato? Ano? Co děláš? Stahuju povlečení A kolik to má giga? George352 and Sorrines 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strakapoud 1203 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 před 7 hodinami, Sorrines napsal: George352 and oresprut 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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