Vtipy, vtipná a zajímavá videa, gify, obrázky a hlášky.

[Miruno]

https://www.facebook.com/primacool/videos/10153283872096245/

[waltare]

 

bych věděl o pár jedincích , kterým by tento batoh velmi slušel

 

[Kozlus]

[Kozlus]

Nuda v praci? :)

Edit: Kdyby nekdo nepochopil, tak je to celkem slavna scena ze Star Treku.

[Zoltar]

[Kozlus]

Turista si chcel skrátiť cestu mimo chodníka - cez oplotenú lúku.
Keď však otváral bránu v plote, zakričal na neho pastier, ktorý sedel
opodiaľ: "Tadiaľ nesmiete ! Choďte pekne po chodníku !"
Muž sa obrátil a pohŕdavo odvrkol: "Viete, kto som ja ? Ja som poslanec !"
Turista vytiahol z vrecka preukaz. "Toto mi umožňuje vstúpiť kedykoľvek
a kamkoľvek, bez akýchkoľvek otázok !"
"Aha, to som nevedel" - pokrčil plecami pastier.
O pár minút, keď už bol turista uprostred lúky, vyrútil sa na neho
obrovský býk. Muž sa rozbehol späť a bolo jasné, že to nestihne. Volal
zúfalo na pastiera: "Pomoc ! Čo mám robiť ?"
Ten si priložil ruky k ústam a zakričal: "PREUKAZ, UKÁŽ MU TEN PREUKAZ!"

[waltare]

:-D

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6EXfCdH1Jg

[waltare]

a tenhle je :Smile_trollface-3:

 

[Throll]

AW vs WoT ....  zamestnankine ...
 
zdroj: http://ritastatusreport.blogspot.nl/2015/11/armored-warfare-newscaster-maria.html
 
Tak co je lepsie ???
 
AW:
 

Maria Anohina

 

 
alebo WoT:
 

Olga Sergeevna

 

 
OSOBNE bloncky nemusim (mam doma ) .. ale ta z AW ma velmi zaujimavu kerku pozri google : https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Maria+Anohina&sa=X&es_sm=93&biw=1920&bih=911&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ved=0CB4QsARqFQoTCOnLxJCn98gCFcPDFAodG2QHdg#

[bobby_6killer]

 

Throll: obě dvě jsou fuckable :)

 

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[Kozlus]

[George352]

To bude šlupka.

 

[George352]

Flamingo sex.

 

[George352]

 

[George352]

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[George352]

 

[Kozlus]

Za nejdůležitější považuji ochutnat co nejvíce zvířat dříve, než vymřou.
To je solidní investice - do sebe.

 

 

PS: S obrazkem vejš to nema nic spolecneho

[George352]

Úžasné chemické reakce...

 

https://www.facebook.com/DrSaiSatish/videos/843881672346733/

[Zoltar]

[vrahoun_]

[danny1691]

jeden replay s epickým koncem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaxfPb7Q5o

[Aaron Goldstein]

[Zoltar]

 

[Gut]

AW vs WoT ....  zamestnankine ...

 

zdroj: http://ritastatusreport.blogspot.nl/2015/11/armored-warfare-newscaster-maria.html

 

Tak co je lepsie ???

 

AW:

 

Maria Anohina

OBNE bloncky nemusim (mam doma ) .. ale ta z AW ma velmi zaujimavu kerku pozri google : https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Maria+Anohina&sa=X&es_sm=93&biw=1920&bih=911&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ved=0CB4QsARqFQoTCOnLxJCn98gCFcPDFAodG2QHdg#

 

jsem netusil ze je to takova celebrita, ta kerka je fakt dobra.....jinak obe vypadaji hmmm dobre.